From the boorish behavior of Manny Ramirez [stats] to the empty-headed world of Roger Clemens, baseball had its share of moments to forget in 2008, and what better time to recognize the turkeys than on Thanksgiving weekend?

Ramirez is the Golden Gobbler. He would like to focus on his good behavior in his two-month tour with the Dodgers, with whom he was suddenly a clubhouse joy to be around, and a nightmare for the opposition on the field, hitting .396 with a .489 slugging percentage, 17 home runs and 53 RBI in 53 games in helping the Dodgers win the National League West.